Thursday, September 07, 2006

Baby's Daddy

Well, this morning I received an email from a friend (in good humor, of course) tipping me off that perhaps the TomKitten is really Chris Klein's baby. I can't deny a few similarities in appearances, but let's figure out the timeline:

Chris and Katie broke up in early 2005. Weeks later, Tom and Katie made their first public appearance together on April 29th. May 23rd was Tom's historic couch abusing on Oprah. June 17th is when they became engaged in Paris. And on October 6th, they announced they were expecting. April 18, 2006 documents the birth of Suri, though she never made a public appearance until September 2006.

SO, for there to be any truth to this rumor, she would've had to be at at least 7 months pregnant by the time she and Tom announced they were expecting. With an April 2006 birth, Katie would've been pregnant for more than a year for Suri to be Chris Klein's baby. (Feel free to correct my hypothetical math.) Though the typical human gestation period is around 266 days, Katie's would've been greater than that of a llama's (330 days), but less than that of an elephant's (640 days).

5 comments:

Maggie said...

Though there had also been photos of Katie looking the wrong size at varous points in her pregnancy, and photos in which she looked like she was wearing an artificial belly. And Katie went for quite a long while out of the public eye, and then there was the seclusion of Suri for the first few months. So I'd been theorizing that the baby *was* Chris's, that Katie was pregnant earlier than publicly claimed, that she gave birth long before April and then faked her late pregnancy, that Suri was several months older than they said, and that she wasn't being shown to the public until she was old enough that a few month's descrepancy in her age wouldn't be so noticable.
But at 4 months, she looks 4 months old (unless thosepics were taken a while back, and Liebowitz is in on the conspiracy). ANd she also looks an awful lot like TOm Cruise, and not that much like Chris Klein. So, unless she grows up to be 6 feet tall, I think my Scientologist conspiracy theory is blown out of the water...

db said...

Oh... I have been praying you would get a full time job soon...it may be too late...soon you will be sitting outside celebrity houses stalking them with cameras.........the Hollywood Syndrome a common disease to those residing inside the state lines of California

RC said...

this story cracked me up, I had to link to it on my blog :-), along with my own paternity theory.

Anonymous said...

everyone should go to

www.tomcruiseisnuts.com

to read more on the above celebrity.

srah said...

yeah i agree with db, get a job grete! haha. interesting theory tho... and can you believe it about john mayer and jessica simpson? pretty much as soon as i heard they were together they had already broken up... lame.