Well, this morning I received an email from a friend (in good humor, of course) tipping me off that perhaps the TomKitten is
really Chris Klein's baby. I can't deny a few similarities in appearances, but let's figure out the timeline:
Chris and Katie broke up in early 2005. Weeks later, Tom and Katie made their first public appearance together on April 29th. May 23rd was Tom's historic couch abusing on Oprah. June 17th is when they became engaged in Paris. And on October 6th, they announced they were expecting. April 18, 2006 documents the birth of Suri, though she never made a public appearance until September 2006.
SO, for there to be any truth to this rumor, she would've had to be at at least 7 months pregnant by the time she and Tom announced they were expecting. With an April 2006 birth, Katie would've been pregnant for more than a year for Suri to be Chris Klein's baby. (Feel free to correct my hypothetical math.) Though the typical human
gestation period is around 266 days, Katie's would've been
greater than that of a llama's (330 days), but
less than that of an elephant's (640 days).